Narrative Telephone: Dean's Story 1

This thread is for Narrative Telephone. We will hold multiple rounds, so if you ever want involved just reach out and let us know! The following is the order in which they were told. You can hear the audio files of the stories that Beth recorded, located in the Discord shoutbox.

DEAN'S STORY

There once was a prince with beautiful long luscious blonde locks. He had a very dark red highlighted accent that cupped the side of his face gently, which gave him the nickname of the Red Prince. The Prince was the son of King Meaux VII who was notorious and famous for ending the war against the Baldur people.

Now the prince had a very specific mission given to him by his father. To travel 13 days north and slay the almighty dragon that hid on top of the tallest tower, on the highest mountain. The dragon was named Bog, who was the illegitimate brother to the infamous dragon known as Smaug. The Prince was terrified of dragons and said “Ooooh no, I don’t think so. I’m not going by NO dragon!” But his father said that if he didn’t he would throw him out of the kingdom to live within the land of bullshittery and tomfoolery. This terrified the Prince. He had no choice but to go after the dragon.

So out on his mission he went, bringing along his trusty sidekick Putin and his donkey Murphy. They went through many trials and tribulations, having to fight orcs, the spooky ooky banshees, and even demented mermaids who collected the fingernails of their victims to create very questionable but somewhat fashionable jewelry.

Eventually the Prince and his friends did make it to the tallest tower, on the highest mountain and there sat the almighty, fearsome, yet somewhat derpy dragon; Bog. Fear overtook the poor Prince and he cried out and hid behind his much smaller friend; Putin. The dragon ate Murphy and let out a ferocious burp that smelt of boiled ages and donkey hair. The Prince begged not to be eaten and the dragon told him that if he could solve a riddle, then he would be free to leave.

The riddle was; “Over fire and over stone. Over water and over bone. Shining out like jewels of light. On a sheet of purest night”. The Prince screamed out in agony as he realized he was too dense to solve the riddle. It was over! He was going to die! The Prince fell to his knees and sobbed for mercy as suddenly the short dwarven ally, Putin, spoke… “THE STARS!” He proclaimed and the dragon let out a menacing roar. “THAT IS RIIIIIGHT!” Spoke Bog with a loud, thunderous voice.

The Prince couldn’t believe it! They were saved! All due to the small dwarven man who was not much more than a peasant! However, his cries of joy and glee were soon ended as the dragon quickly ate The Prince. Bog then couldn’t help but gag and make a sound of absolute disgust. “ACK! HE TASTES LIKE BARNACLES!” Putin and the dragon both couldn’t help but laugh… And that, my friend, is the tale of how the dwarf Putin became best friends with the dragon Bog and they both worked together to conquer the lands and take the kingdom for themselves.

BETH'S RETELLING

Sooo once upon a time there was this Prince and he had long blonde hair and a red scar on his face. And they called him the Red Prince. And his dad, King Moe, was like 'You gotta go kill this dragon named Bog.' And The Red Prince was like nooooo but I'm scared of dragons. And King Moe was like "Well too fuckin bad cause if you don't, you gotta be kicked out of the kingdom and have to live in the Land of Bullshittery and Tomfoolery"

So he was like "No anything but that" and he grabbed his buddies a dwarf named Putin and a... something else named.... Bradley. I don't really remember that part. And so they went to kill Bog the dragon who was cousin of Smog the dragon. And he was real vicious but also a little derpy. And when they got there Bog was like RAWWWWR and he ate poor Bradley. And The Red Prince was like No please no. And Bog was like Okay I will let you live if yolu answer my riddle. And he had some nasty ass sulfur rotten egg breath. And so he said Uhhh... what is.. I really don't remember this part at all. What is in the sky and twinkles and stuff?

And the Prince realized he was a real dumbass and he was like I DONT KNOW. And he was prepared to die adn then Putin was like STARS

And Bog was like that is correct!!!!!!! And everybody rejoiced and was real happy and then suddenly Smog just ate up the Prince. And he was like Oh fuck this is nasty. he taste like real bullshit. And Putin the dwarf laughed and laughed and was like "That's cause he IS real bullshit"

And then Bog and Putin became besties and they took over the world and that's the end.

JENNZ'S RETELLING

Soooo this is a story about ... some guy with long blond hair. He was a prince. he had a red scare on his face and they called him the red prince.

One day his dad, said... hey bob. I think his name was bob or maybe bo? I don't know. you have to go out and kill this dragon named maog who is a cousin to smaug... uh.. there was something about maug being a dragon of bullshittery and tom foolery or something like that.

Anyway. bob or bo said ok. Cool. and went out to look for the dragon and then I don't really remember what happened after that. uh... he found the dragon though and he said something he had to fight him because his dad Mo said so... Hell I'm just making it up now.

But then what happened was... they started to fight but then decided it wasn't the right things to do and somehow bob or bo ended up best friends forever with maug the dragon. The end.

HANNAH'S RETELLING

There was a prince with long, blonde hair. He had a scar on his face and his name.. I don’t really remember his name. But Prince was hanging out with his dad, the king, Bog. They lived in the country Bullshittery or Tomfoolery, I don’t really know which one it is. Anyway, his dad tells him about a dragon that he needs to kill because he’s causing problems. The dragon has a name, I think it’s Mog, but I don’t really remember. So, Prince goes up to the dragon Mog and tells him to stop causing problems or he’s going to have to kill him, and then I guess it went okay because they became best friends.

LYNDSEY'S RETELLING

Long ago, There was a prince with long blonde hair and scar on his face. I don’t know his name, but it was something. He lived in the kingdom of bullshittery and he was hanging out with his dad, the king, one day. His dad told him of a dragon and needed to be slain and told him to go do it. The prince went to the mountain the dragon lived on and turns out the dragons name was Mog or something and they became best friends.

MIYU'S RETELLING

There once was a prince who lived with his father, the king in Bullshittery. (no one knows the prince's name.) His father told him to go out to the mountains to slay a giant dragon. The prince went up to the mountain and became best friends with the dragon.

AMAYA'S RETELLING

There once was a Prince in a far away land of Bullshittery. No one knows the Prince's name. His father told the prince to go up to the mountains to slay a giant dragon. The prince left on his journey but did not slay the dragon, instead became it's friend.