Narrative Telephone: Dean's Story 1 Aug 14, 2020 19:16:04 GMT -5
Post by Hell Hound on Aug 14, 2020 19:16:04 GMT -5
This thread is for Narrative Telephone. We will hold multiple rounds, so if you ever want involved just reach out and let us know! The following is the order in which they were told. You can hear the audio files of the stories that Beth recorded, located in the Discord shoutbox.DEAN'S STORYThere once was a prince with beautiful long luscious blonde locks. He had a very dark red highlighted accent that cupped the side of his face gently, which gave him the nickname of the Red Prince. The Prince was the son of King Meaux VII who was notorious and famous for ending the war against the Baldur people.
Now the prince had a very specific mission given to him by his father. To travel 13 days north and slay the almighty dragon that hid on top of the tallest tower, on the highest mountain. The dragon was named Bog, who was the illegitimate brother to the infamous dragon known as Smaug. The Prince was terrified of dragons and said “Ooooh no, I don’t think so. I’m not going by NO dragon!” But his father said that if he didn’t he would throw him out of the kingdom to live within the land of bullshittery and tomfoolery. This terrified the Prince. He had no choice but to go after the dragon.
So out on his mission he went, bringing along his trusty sidekick Putin and his donkey Murphy. They went through many trials and tribulations, having to fight orcs, the spooky ooky banshees, and even demented mermaids who collected the fingernails of their victims to create very questionable but somewhat fashionable jewelry.
Eventually the Prince and his friends did make it to the tallest tower, on the highest mountain and there sat the almighty, fearsome, yet somewhat derpy dragon; Bog. Fear overtook the poor Prince and he cried out and hid behind his much smaller friend; Putin. The dragon ate Murphy and let out a ferocious burp that smelt of boiled ages and donkey hair. The Prince begged not to be eaten and the dragon told him that if he could solve a riddle, then he would be free to leave.
The riddle was; “Over fire and over stone. Over water and over bone. Shining out like jewels of light. On a sheet of purest night”. The Prince screamed out in agony as he realized he was too dense to solve the riddle. It was over! He was going to die! The Prince fell to his knees and sobbed for mercy as suddenly the short dwarven ally, Putin, spoke… “THE STARS!” He proclaimed and the dragon let out a menacing roar. “THAT IS RIIIIIGHT!” Spoke Bog with a loud, thunderous voice.
The Prince couldn’t believe it! They were saved! All due to the small dwarven man who was not much more than a peasant! However, his cries of joy and glee were soon ended as the dragon quickly ate The Prince. Bog then couldn’t help but gag and make a sound of absolute disgust. “ACK! HE TASTES LIKE BARNACLES!” Putin and the dragon both couldn’t help but laugh… And that, my friend, is the tale of how the dwarf Putin became best friends with the dragon Bog and they both worked together to conquer the lands and take the kingdom for themselves.BETH'S RETELLINGJENNZ'S RETELLINGHANNAH'S RETELLINGLYNDSEY'S RETELLINGMIYU'S RETELLINGAMAYA'S RETELLING