Post by Maxwell Grant on Nov 17, 2015 21:55:42 GMT -5
What is your favorite weather season?
I don't care? Summer, because there's not as much clothing and--- Know what? No, I like winter. It's easier to get close to someone and use the excuse of being "warm" and sex is always hotter. Yeah. Winter.
What is your favorite kind of movie?
Action... Porn. Action Porn. Oh that'd be awesome. I really don't care. Horror movies are fun, they're funny.
Okay, well what would you say your favorite movies or TV shows are?
Wow, you're fucking nosy as fuck. I guess my favorite would be... Something with explosions. I don't care.
We covered what you like to watch, but what about books? Got any favorites?
Reading?... I don't know. I don't read that much. You know all these questions are getting pretty annoying.
What kind of music do you get down to?
Oh, here we go. I like rap music. I like to beat box and rap and just all that. I like a lot of rappers, and I dislike a lot too. Down with that Kanye-fuck. He's still alive during this time right?
Are you into sports?
Football if I have to pick one. My dad taught me, went to some games. I don't care.
So what do you like to eat? What's your favorite food?
Anything and everything. Cheese is delicious, so pizza is phenomenal. Fucking love applesauce too... Oh man, I'm hungry now. Thanks.
What about your least favorite food?
Yuck! Well, back onto the topic of music. Can you play any instruments?
I beat box and I can bang on a drum I guess--- Not like legitimate playing but don't worry about it; annoying nosy asshat.
Any hobbies or talents?
BEATBOXING. I feel like we've been over this, you're lucky I don't stab you in the face.
Let's get a bit more nosy here. What's your sexual preference?
I'm sexual. Get enough drinks in me and anyone is fuckable, but girls are my main interest. Dudes just-- Don't have boobs.
Okay, to finish it off, are you single? Just to toss the word out for those single ladies or fellas, aye?
I'm single. Yep. I like puppies and little heart shaped candies, and soft furs, and--- And fucking with annoying people like you. Thanks, hit me up sometime. Read my bio on E Harmony.